An Epic Battle: Jing Shen Lu vs. Yoshi!

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JSY: Look... you're really sweet. And she does love you, but she needs my rich undertone and robust heart-note more than your sugar. If she wants sugar, that's why she has Yusuf. So... you don't get to be on her skin. Plus I hear you are unavailable anyway.

Y: Oh, come on. You and I both know that where there is a will, there is a way. Are you jealous just because I'm pricier, boo?

JSY: As if, Yoshi! I know what I can do and more importantly, what I can do for the Hyaena. Step off, let the better oil take over!

Y: Good Gods above! You must've been schmoozing with Yusuf!

JSY: That'd be a negative. She doesn't mix oils. I say hi to him in the holder, and that's about it. Face it: she likes me better because we have a chemistry. I bet after she gets with Haroon, I'll be the next bottle on her pull list.

Y: As if! She'll find a way to get me beside her! You're just salty!

JSY: Salty, no. Darker, yes. And we both know she's down with a darker aroma. Right, Dhul Q?

DQ: I'll politely ask you two sweetheartnotes to keep me out of this argument. Besides which... she is wearing me right now and told me that Jing Shen Lu is next. Sorry, Yoshi.

Y: stomps off in a huff!
 
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